Turbo Dork

Have you ever seen a blue fin tuna? If not, experience the blue of Maguro without going to Tsukiji Market. Maguro (sans sushi roll fixings) is a pastel that can be used either on its own overa white primer as shown in the photographs or layered over one...

Like standing in the desert and watching the sands shift around you. No way out but forward. Although Shifting Sands appears greenish gold in the bottle, it displays shades of yellow-gold with hints of brown. Turboshift paints are made with tiny...

"Ill-gotten treasures profit nothing, but righteousness brings deliverance from death." Formulated as a contrast color to go with our other metallics. Ill Gotten Gold is not technically a color shift paint, but does have a slight green undertone shift...

Dark, rich chocolate. Simply delicious. Just the thing for those late night cravings. Turbo Dork paints are made of a mixture of pigments suspended in an acrylic medium plus additives that make them fast-drying, water-soluble when wet, and...

Shirley, Keith, Laurie, Danny, Chris, Tracy… err wait... you said Cartridge, not Partridge... The darkest of the true metallic golds, some might even say it's a bronze. Turbo Dork paints are made of a mixture of pigments suspended in an acrylic medium...

Don't worry, you aren't seeing double! 3D Glasses appears red in the bottle but develops a beautiful blue/cyan front facing color that transitions to a magenta. This paint debuted on its own, however it pairs well with 4D Glasses as a highlight and...

Lavender, Metallic, Water based, acrylic

Will he ever know if there is life on Mars? This paint is a rusty, red-orange color, perfect for all of your Martians. Turbo Dork paints are made of a mixture of pigments suspended in an acrylic medium plus additives that make them fast-drying,...