Turbo Dork

Not easy to find, and hiding some deep dark secrets. Dark Net, appearing red in the bottle, is one of our darkest shift paints and also one of the coolest. It is almost black with a deep cyan front facing color and brown shadows. In person you can't...

"Shiny blue is more noticeable, more unique, and more full of the chill promise." Cool Ranch is a super saturated blue metallic. There is no mistaking this color for anything else, but at least your fingers won't get dirty. Turbo Dork paints are made...

Like a relaxing dip in the ocean. Well, I mean the blue of the ocean in Curacao, not here off the shores of Texas. That would be a terrible idea.  Curacao can be used over any undercoat color but works best over white as shown in the example photos...

I'm doin' fine, up here on cloud nine. Like the tips of a sunset, Cloud Nine combines cotton candy pinks, yellows, and a hint of orange. Even though it is a light color, appearing white in the bottle, Cloud Nine is intended for use over a black primer...

A golden, pink bubblegum color. Bubblegum Crisis is a special type of turboshift that we are calling a zenishift. When used over white it is a super vibrant pink with some golden highlights, used over black it is a golden shade with pink highlights...

Scorched earth and cool skies. Afterburner appears red in the bootle but moves from a warm copper outward through a yellow gold front face to a light green rim on a black primed surface. Afterburner works well as an effect paint for gun barrels and...

It’s midnight on a night with no moon. The air is perfectly still, and the only sound is that of a shovel biting into the dirt. You hit something. Is it a coffin? No, it's a bottle of Grave Robber! A grassy green and a handful of muted brown on top,...

There once was a proposed TV show called “Sky Rat” about a rat with amnesia that learns to fly from a group of pigeons.   The show never saw the light of day but Skyrat, the paint, did. Its dark purple, magenta, and blue colors reflect that of the your...

Named after that rich dark fluid living in pantry closets nationwide, this deep red, burgundy metallic has a mellow flavor, with notes of flake, and a finish between purple and red. Box Wine is our second 70's inspired tone.   Turbo Dork paints are made...

The first in our line of 70’s inspired colors! A new warm metallic yellow that show up as a lovely smoky gold over a black base primer and a deep warm yellow over white that is truly… the Bee’s Knees (If we do say so ourselves.) Example images are...

Awesome, out-of-sight, spiffy, cool, swell, and peachy keen are all ways to say something is mighty fine. Inspired by the hot pinks and peachy tones of 70’s coastal architecture, this not-quite-flamingo color is burning bright, and is ready for action!...

Luckily, the paint called Sakura is not as ephemeral as its namesake. It is one of the newest pastels and will be around for awhile. It can be used either layered over another paint or on its own over a white primer as shown in the example photos...