Turbo Dork

"My name is Leonard Church and you will fear my Laser...!" Laserface has a breathtaking holographic/laser light show of purple, magenta and green with a yellow edge shift despite looking like a washed out reddish purple in the bottle.  Turboshift paints...

We aren’t talking about making soup here, just pure liquid gold. Stock up on the real deal. An expensive looking mid-range true metallic gold. Turbo Dork paints are made of a mixture of pigments suspended in an acrylic medium plus additives that make...

Pale yellow with a hint of gold, tart, and very aromatic — well, maybe the fruit, but not necessarily the paint, though it is pale yellow. It can be used either layered over another paint or on its own over a white primer as shown in the photos...

As sweet as lilac-iced petit fours with silver nonpareils. Sugar Rush can be used on its own or layered over Sweet Dreams or Let Them Eat Cake. Even though it is a light color, appearing white in the bottle, Sugar Rush is intended for use over a black...

When life hands you lemons , use them to paint your miniatures. Pucker can be used on any undercoat color but works best over white as shown in the example photos. Turbo Dork paints are made of a mixture of pigments suspended in an acrylic medium plus...

Just peach of a color — warm pinkish-orange but without the fuzz. It works well either layered over another paint or on its own over a white primer as shown in the photos. Turbo Dork paints are made of a mixture of pigments suspended in an acrylic...

Just like the tea for your favorite matcha latte, this paint is specially grown and processed to give just the right shade of pale green. Matcha, the paint, is caffeine-free.  It can be used either on its own over a white primer as shown in the...

Sun, earth, moon all aligned perfectly to give this paint its purple/red/orange color. Lunar Eclipse can be used all on its own the base under Cloud Nine or Miami Sunset for a rich astronomical experience. Turboshift paints are made with tiny...

"All that glitters is gold, only shooting stars break the mooooooooold." All That Glitters is a pure yellow gold with high pigmentation. It is extremely bright and perfect for eye catching details. Turbo Dork paints are made of a mixture of pigments...

It is what it is, and this time, not a rock band from Italy.  A de-saturated purple with a hint of gold undertone to warm it back up. Turbo Dork paints are made of a mixture of pigments suspended in an acrylic medium plus additives that make them...

So... back in the day we accidentally switched the Electrum and Radium pigments when we made our first batches. Consequently writing descriptions for these colors has been hard because the name doesn't match the color anymore, but it's been far too long...

"My mama always said ‘Life is like a box of chocolate. You never know what you’re gonna get." Even though Forrest Flux is slightly reddish in the bottle, this box of chocolates lets you look up into the leafy canopy with just a hint of the sky peaking...