Squishables

This Comfort Food Unicorn Latte is an absolutely magical experience! What's in it? Is it dragonfruit, taro, matcha, maple syrup, and some sort of milk. No? It's just polyester, love, fluff, and unicorn magic...and milk. Wait, no milk. Just the other stuff

I'm Blue (Da Ba Dee da ba da!)! Not sure what I'm referencing? Ask your parents! Or another old person who thought they were cool in the late 90's! Like me, apparently. Anyway, this mushroom is also blue. Not in a euro-techno-catchy-rhythm kind of way,...

Look at this classic front loader! Yes, THIS one, not the one outside your window causing a ruckus during your video chat. The Squishable GO! Front Loader screams nostalgic happy memories direct from your childhood sandbox, not the construction site in...

ROAR! Why good morning to you too, T-Rex! It's a beautiful day to run around the cinema-scape and cause chaos, isn't it? What movie is complete without your majestic - yet probably scientifically incorrect - lizard body? Your flashing eyes promising...

Spooky szn is year round! If someone says otherwise, let them know that the tiniest ruler of the spooks has declared it is true. This most adorable of all ghosts has spoken, and you don't wanna argue with a spirit this small.  He could haunt *anything*.

Have some alcoholic soup in a cup! With vitamins! Is it a healthy brunch poison? Is it a hangover cure AND cause? Yes! The world is full of culinary contradictions like a Boozy Buds Bloody Mary. It's best just to roll with it.

Buuuuuurp. Oh do pardon me! I hadn't realized that my vertically escaping bodily gasses would be so orchestral! Next time I'll make sure to stick with a beer that's heavier on the metaphorical effervescence and lighter on the literal. I'm talking about...

How's your day going, half of a mimosa? Incomplete, you say? Well where's your fruity orange partner in crime? No wonder you're lonely without a citrusy sidekick. I'd help you out if I could, but I'm definitely not champagne-soluble. Trust me, I've tried.