Squishables

If smoothies have one fan it's me. If they have no fans, I've died. The perfect blend of fruits and juices and a whole bunch of other yummy things...why more people aren't as obsessed with them as I am...whatever! That seems like a "them" problem!

"Mole" is probably like, top ten least-appealing words. This Mole Squish however, is like, top ten cutest little patooties.

This Comfort Food Unicorn Latte is an absolutely magical experience! What's in it? Is it dragonfruit, taro, matcha, maple syrup, and some sort of milk. No? It's just polyester, love, fluff, and unicorn magic...and milk. Wait, no milk. Just the other stuff

I'm Blue (Da Ba Dee da ba da!)! Not sure what I'm referencing? Ask your parents! Or another old person who thought they were cool in the late 90's! Like me, apparently. Anyway, this mushroom is also blue. Not in a euro-techno-catchy-rhythm kind of way,...

Look at this classic front loader! Yes, THIS one, not the one outside your window causing a ruckus during your video chat. The Squishable GO! Front Loader screams nostalgic happy memories direct from your childhood sandbox, not the construction site in...

ROAR! Why good morning to you too, T-Rex! It's a beautiful day to run around the cinema-scape and cause chaos, isn't it? What movie is complete without your majestic - yet probably scientifically incorrect - lizard body? Your flashing eyes promising...

All hail Mini King Raven! Our majesty rules the dark skies with might and grace! Truly we are honored to witness the flex of their feathers, the flash of their eye, the fashion sense of their accessories! We live only to honor the existence of this royal...

Have some alcoholic soup in a cup! With vitamins! Is it a healthy brunch poison? Is it a hangover cure AND cause? Yes! The world is full of culinary contradictions like a Boozy Buds Bloody Mary. It's best just to roll with it.