Squishables

Uh oooh, time to get in the forever booooox! Oop! It looks like someone beat you to it!! I hope he's a good neighbor, as long as you don't mind a little violin playing at 3am!

DANG! Other Pygmy Hippos better MOOooove over, a new top dog is in town!! If at this point in time you don't get that reference, you either use a flip phone or live under a rock.

What's your favorite kind of squid? Sashimi? Grilled? Themed in a popular video game series where you shoot paint at other players? I think I like plush the best personally!

Hey Mini Goth Worm, what's up? Just hanging out in some dirt from your homeland? Checking out necks and leaving behind mysterious red dots? Chilling outside of 3rd floor windows asking to be let in? Trying to convince me to become your fourth wife for...

Abandon hope all ye who squish here! Or don't do that, but still check this plush out because it's really cute as far as portals to Hell go!

There are two kinds of people in this world: people who love matcha bubble tea and can't get enough of it, and people who think all matcha tastes like fresh cut grass. Which to be honest, also sounds pretty great! Of course, there's a third group of...

There is always room for dessert. And there is always room for bubble tea! Is bubble tea a dessert? Hmm, that opens a whole line of questions! Are all sweet beverages dessert? Like, is strawberry milk a dessert? Is ALL milk dessert? What even is milk?! I...

Tomato frogs! They're actually a real thing that exist! But the word 'Tomato Frog' is a bit of a mouthful, so for linguistic reasons, this is now a Tomatoad! If you've been looking for a sweet and ripe amphibian to snuggle... that also reminds you to eat...