Squishables

There's a famous unnamed movie from the 80's, starring a famous unnamed man playing the Goblin King. Famously, that character fails to turn someone into a goblin. But if he succeeded, they'd probably look like this. For which they'd be famous, obviously.

Abandon hope all ye who squish here! Or don't do that, but still check this plush out because it's really cute as far as portals to Hell go!

Guacamole or Salsa? Allow me to make it easy for you. Guac is smoochy and creamy and fresh and has all kinds of stuff you probably need more of, like fiber and love. Salsa is just some watery crushed tomatoes. Decision made.

There are two kinds of people in this world: people who love matcha bubble tea and can't get enough of it, and people who think all matcha tastes like fresh cut grass. Which to be honest, also sounds pretty great! Of course, there's a third group of...

There is always room for dessert. And there is always room for bubble tea! Is bubble tea a dessert? Hmm, that opens a whole line of questions! Are all sweet beverages dessert? Like, is strawberry milk a dessert? Is ALL milk dessert? What even is milk?! I...